For a while I drove taxis. It was depressing seeing so many half cut girls heading off with complete drop kicks. Half the guys wouldn't have been able to piss in the gene pool if the girl was sober. I often wondered how many woke up the next morning regretting the night before.
I helped move my niece into a new flat just recently and had to remind the two morons helping her that I was her uncle and didn't appreciate the conversation about her sexual exploits in my presence. While I'm no prude, there are things that should be kept private and I would rather not know.