Thread: Shit punters say

Originally Posted by 01000101

From what I hear, castration prevents male pattern baldness, which I think is proof that God has a sense of humour.

You should give him Kelly's number, I get the impression that she'd do it. . . . .

Hmmmmmmm, Kelly? is that a wise call? there are lots of Kelly's.......

Originally Posted by SexyAbby

I realised he was a no show between writing a price and 'r u coming'

Sounds like a real loser

It's school holidays . Every 13 year old probably got $10 credit for Christmas to buy unlimited texts for a month , and boy ( boy being the operative word here ) , aren't they going to try and make the most of that !

We've had everything from 'Hi' to 'hey babe' to 15 texts in 3 minutes including 5 or 6 that are simply a line of ????'s , 12 seconds after a stupid question , to 'Is this xxxxx?' ( and then try and start a text conversation when they get a 'Yes' back ) to 'Hey babe , you look smokin -- wanna come and chill at mine ?' to offers of 10" dicks ( 'No Charge -- I normally get paid ' ) , 'trades' for drugs and laptops and cellphones -- you name it , they'll likely have texted it .

At least once a week I have to text back off a different phone , implying I am the Police investigatng misuse of a telephone haha . We are presumably not the only WG's they have texted , so of course a text coming from a different number they generally struggle to know who has 'reported' them , and scares them for a few days .

Shit I text is: I am not a timewaster, followed by I am a gentleman, and I will be freshly showered before I arive. Oh and also text that I am an experienced punter and it's not my first rodeo. Does that stand out from the crowd, or have the timewasters learnt to say those kind of things ?

Originally Posted by qui8red

Shit I text is: I am not a timewaster, followed by I am a gentleman, and I will be freshly showered before I arive. Oh and also text that I am an experienced punter and it's not my first rodeo. Does that stand out from the crowd, or have the timewasters learnt to say those kind of things ?

A gentleman who threatened to punch someones lights out in another thread.....classy.

Originally Posted by qui8red

Shit I text is: I am not a timewaster, followed by I am a gentleman, and I will be freshly showered before I arive. Oh and also text that I am an experienced punter and it's not my first rodeo. Does that stand out from the crowd, or have the timewasters learnt to say those kind of things ?

to some that would be an "emo alert " lol

just be clear and concise with times and what you are after ( if it's your first time with a particular girl )

Don't need any more

Yep , as soon as you talk yourself up / try and start a text conversation / ask leading or personal questions , or anything similar , your chance of even getting a reply , and moreso a booking , decreases rapidly .

'Hi , how are you on a sunny day like this ? Just wondering if xxxx is available for an hour at 4pm ?' is pretty much all it needs , or even 'Who's available at 4pm thanks ?' .

Things like 'Hi babe , I'm a hot 22 year old rugby player with a 9" dick' tells us you are all shit , probably 14 years old with a similar IQ .

Likewise 'What's your address ? as an opening text sends warning signs -- 'What part of town are you in ?' is non-threatening and logical .

' What are you wearing right now ? ' ; ' How many bookings have you had today ? ' ; ' What exactly will you do to me in 5000 words or more' , and similar get deleted immediately .

'Good golly gosh Sir , please be asking you what is your BEST price for 4 minutes' is also guaranteed to not get a positive reply , nor a booking .

Use common sense , ask questions in a pleasant manner , and 98% of the time you'll get a great booking .