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    Man: Do you have any Irish in you?

    Woman: No

    Man: Would you like some?




    Man: You must have sore legs

    Woman: Why

    Man: You were running through my dreams all night

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    You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.

    Your father must have been a farmer, because you've grown some nice melons.

    I'm ugly, ---------you're ugly its perfect.

    When they tested Viagra I was in the control group.

    Are those lumberjack pants you are wearing? They're giving me wood.

    I bet you could suck Lincoln's head off a penny.

    Are you a sergeant?Cause you make my privates stand up straight.

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