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    I did know a couple when I was in my teens, and they had a very committed relationship. The husband committed his wife to Carrington Psychiatric Hospital, and when she got out, she had him committed to Carrington psychiatric hospital.
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    I once went out with a girl who was a bit overweight -- when I carried her to the bedroom , it was like I was carrying a ton . . . . . . . . .

    And when we crawled out of the bedroom , I wondered what I had committed . . . . . . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Cornelius Platinum View Post
    I once went out with a girl who was a bit overweight -- when I carried her to the bedroom , it was like I was carrying a ton . . . . . . . . .

    And when we crawled out of the bedroom , I wondered what I had committed . . . . . . . .
    Say one hundred Hail Mary's my son, - or 800 lines on why I should not root the local big girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Cornelius Platinum View Post
    I once went out with a girl who was a bit overweight -- when I carried her to the bedroom , it was like I was carrying a ton . . . . . . . . .

    And when we crawled out of the bedroom , I wondered what I had committed . . . . . . . .
    Incest .. since she was your sister.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zappa10 View Post
    I did know a couple when I was in my teens, and they had a very committed relationship. The husband committed his wife to Carrington Psychiatric Hospital, and when she got out, she had him committed to Carrington psychiatric hospital.
    So where are your parents now Zap ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zappa10 View Post
    I did know a couple when I was in my teens, and they had a very committed relationship. The husband committed his wife to Carrington Psychiatric Hospital, and when she got out, she had him committed to Carrington psychiatric hospital.
    Well, if you love the person you should fight for her/him no matter what.
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    No , haven't you seen that documentary ' Once Were Warriors' haha . If you love someone , you fight with them no matter what . . . . . .
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    Committed relationships.... Rolls eyes and moves on to the next thread.

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    Aren't all relationships committed in some way?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Cornelius Platinum View Post
    No , haven't you seen that documentary ' Once Were Warriors' haha . If you love someone , you fight with them no matter what . . . . . .


    Jake Heke woke up, still half drunk and hung over from the night before down at the pub, where he was involved in at least a dozen brawls, and got so angry he bit off another man's ear, then ended up foaming at the mouth, and chewing the pub carpet, before three large Tongan bouncers threw him out. Today, isn't an unusual day for Jake, he usually starts his day cranky, then gets worse.


    "Cook this man sum fucken eggs woman", he yells at his wife Beth. Beth knows this scenario, she has been through it many many times before, but unknown to Jake she has been taking a cookery course specialising in egg cooking which has given her great eggspertise.

    "How would you like your eggs hun?" asks Beth. " Hard Boiled,soft boiled, eggs hard, scrambled soft, scrambled, sunny side up, over easy, over medium, over hard ,poached
    fried
    or omelette"

    Jake then has a brain explosion and throws a chair at the wall - too much information for this time of day - he left school in standard 4.
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