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    Things have been getting a little tense in some posts lately, so I thought it time for some light hearted fun. (No this is not an April Fools windup LOL)

    How many (ladies and punters) have been the recipient of a marriage proposal or similar during their interactions? I can guess the ladies get it all the time, but I am sure some of the punters also receive a few 'proposals'.

    Looking back over the last few years I can recall:

    - One lady who, on the 4th or 5th visit found out I did not have any children offering to have my baby. (Of course I would need to support her)

    - A touring lady who regularly visited my area asking me to 'look after' her if she moved to the city. When I asked what she meant by 'looking after' she replied 'I'll be your wife".

    - Another touring lady in Wellington spending the first 15 minutes giving me a massage and discussing:
    - How she preferred Australia to NZ.
    - How Aussie men were scared of a relationship with her and run away from commitment.
    - How she wanted to find a boyfriend to combat loneliness and how she missed sex on days she did not work.
    - Complimenting me and then asking if I was single like her.

    -A touring lady I have seen regularly for the last few years saying on my last visit:
    - I was the only client she kissed.
    - I was the only client she really enjoyed seeing.
    - Asking me to marry her.

    Interestingly none of these ladies were NZ or Australian born, although only two (numbers 2 & 4) were from Asia.

    Actually number 3 was stunningly georgous and would have been worth the relationship, at least for the first 2 years after which the matrimonial property act would kick in.
    Last edited by TheMusicman; 01-04-2013 at 10:18 AM.

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    MnM, at the end of pretty much every booking I get marriage proposals, its quite embarrassing actually having to fight these girls off and i feel terribly guilty when I walk out the door and hear them sobbing after being rejected.
    Another Tui ad coming along shortly ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMusicman View Post

    Actually number 3 was stunningly georgous and would have been worth the relationship, at least for the first 2 years after which the matrimonial property act would kick in.
    You're all heart - LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by foxxxy View Post
    You're all heart - LOL
    Thanks Foxxxy. I really do believe in love tho, looong....time

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    Makes me glad I'm really ugly , got no money and am useless in bed !

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    The girls always want to take me home ........ ........









    for pats and cuddles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Platinum View Post
    Makes me glad I'm really ugly , got no money and am useless in bed !
    Normally takes two heads to be as ugly as you plats :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Platinum View Post
    Makes me glad I'm really ugly , got no money and am useless in bed !
    Actually that describes me too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreamcatcher View Post
    MnM, at the end of pretty much every booking I get marriage proposals, its quite embarrassing actually having to fight these girls off and i feel terribly guilty when I walk out the door and hear them sobbing after being rejected.
    Another Tui ad coming along shortly ;-)
    I'm not surprised....seriously Dreamy...... you need to have some major hotness reductoplasty to make it a lil easier on us wimmin....... we just cant help ourselves when your level of hotness is on the loose !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lalacrymosa View Post
    I'm not surprised....seriously Dreamy...... you need to have some major hotness reductoplasty to make it a lil easier on us wimmin....... we just cant help ourselves when your level of hotness is on the loose !!!!
    It's so bloody difficult being me Lala, to many wimmin and not enough time :-)

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