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    For a giggle, I have attached an example of how NOT to book me.
    Feel free to add your own samples

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    Ps, I don't actually know if/think police monitor my phone.. was keen for him to F off lol
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    We get similar a couple of times a week , ranging from offers of drugs to TVs , laptops , cellphones , even free 'dates' ( sometimes they even offer to pay for lunch or dinner , no mention of actually paying for the ladies time though ) . And 99.99% are via text , which is just plain stupid .

    My standard reply is ' Your text has been forwarded to the National Police Complaints hotline service' -- amazing to see some of the back peddling !

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    Back peddling. I can't work out whether that os a very clever pun by you Sir Cornelius. Or a spelling mistake. "Back peddling" as in trying not to peddle goods or "back pedalling: as in trying to resile from what they were proposing.

    I'm picking the former because you have a very keen sense of humour which I rather enjoy.

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    What kind of deals are you doing........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pierre de Fermat View Post
    Back peddling. I can't work out whether that os a very clever pun by you Sir Cornelius. Or a spelling mistake. "Back peddling" as in trying not to peddle goods or "back pedalling: as in trying to resile from what they were proposing.

    I'm picking the former because you have a very keen sense of humour which I rather enjoy.
    Gotta watch those cyclists , that's what happen's when you wear tight pants

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    There's a number of these getting listed daily. Like others on here, i see them on twitter. Here's one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shelby View Post
    What kind of deals are you doing........
    I bet your replies are gold!
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    The dick pics are a real highlight of my day tbqfh. Every time I get one I think "Wow, a penis, so rare, dont see one of those every day. Thank you so much."

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly View Post
    The dick pics are a real highlight of my day tbqfh. Every time I get one I think "Wow, a penis, so rare, dont see one of those every day. Thank you so much."
    Do you want Amante and I , to send you a pic of ours . It might correct your vision lol
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    You mean encourage her to buy magnifying glasses . . . . . . .

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